Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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