Friday, May 22, 2009

Wise SMS

What is the secret of success? Right decisions,
how do you make Right decisions? Experience,
how do you get experience? Wrong decision.
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Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.
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Money loss nothing loss
time loss something loss
but
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Character loss everything loss.
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Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style.
Tail follows!!
Live life with your own rules….
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People are made to be Loved
and Things r made to be Used.
The confusion is in the World
because People are being Used
and Things r being Loved.
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The fruit of silence is PRAYER
The fruit of prayer is FAITH
The fruit of faith is LOVE
The fruit of love is SERVICE
The fruit of service is PEACE
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If U can solve ur problem,
then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it,
then what is the use of worrying.
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The only thing i like about stones
that come in my way is,
once i pass them, they automatically
become my MILESTONE.
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Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
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GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD
IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE
everything depends on how do u see anything.
so think positive.
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A negative thinker see a difficulty
in every opportunity,A positive thinker
see an opportunity in every difficulty,
wish u an optimistic life..
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GOD is always playing CHESS with
each one of us. He makes Moves in
our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to
the CHALLENGES
… So make the best move before CHECKMATE…
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Each moment of ur life is a picture
which u had never seen before.
And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each
moment beautiful…
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A person who can explain color to
a blind man can explain everything
in life
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Many of life’s failures are people
who did not realize how close they
were to success when they gave up
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A SIMPLE WAY for
“HAPPY LIVING”..
FORGET 2 things in LIFE.,
1) the GOOD you do for others.
2) the BAD done by others 2 you.
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Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him
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Thought of the day-
Dont let someone become a priority in your life
when you are an option for them :)
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Excellence has always been achieved
by those who dared believe
that something inside them
is superior to circumstances”
Believe in yourself
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Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without
getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !
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A diamond is merely a lump of coal
that did well under pressure.
So imagine how brilliant a human being
can be by sustaining pressures
of life. Be hopeful
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Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s
happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never
the reason for it.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
“Treat everyone with politeness,
even those who are rude to you,
not because they are not nice,
but because YOU are nice!.”
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The trouble with a Rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a Rat.
So Always run with Lions.
No matter even if u r defeated,
u are still a Lion.
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Sacrifice is greater than love,
character is greater than beauty,
humanity is greater than wealth,
but nothing is greater than good relations.
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Falling down is not defeat
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defeat is when your refuse to get up…
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If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!
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Never search ur happiness in
others which will make u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will
feel happy even if u are left alone
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Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck
The pleasure of having a dream is that it is a fantasy.
If it happens, it was never really a dream, it was destiny
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One Man Cried Wen
He had no shoes ,
But he stopped crying when
He saw a man without legs….
Life is full of Blessings ,
Sum time we Don’t understand it..!! !!
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Always have a
positive attitude in life.
There is something positive
In every person.
Even a stopped watch is right
Twice a day
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Never cry for any relation in life
Because for the one whom you cry
Does not deserve your tears
And the one who deserves
Will never let you cry…
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Happiness is like a butterfly,
u run after it, it keeps flying away.
If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders.
Wish u the most happiest moments!
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When your successful
your well wishers know
who you are
when you are unsuccessful
you know
who your well wishers are
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Effort is important,
but knowing where
to make an effort
in your life
makes all the difference.
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A beautiful belief:
If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.
If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience
If he doesn’t answer,
He knows u can handle
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Each moment of your life is a picture
which u had never seen before.
And which ull never see again so enjoy
&
live life & make each moment beautiful….
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Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.
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When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!
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Life is more strict than a teacher
A teacher teaches a lesson
and takes an exam.
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But life takes an exam
and then teaches a lesson.
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Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.
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“If you miss an opportunity
don’t fill ur eyes with tears.
It may hide yet another opportunity
lying in front of you”
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Full stop is not a real end,
Because we can form a sentence after that.
Like that in life,
Failure is not the real end,
It is the real beginning of success.
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The most difficult
lesson to learn is,

which hand you
hold for your life
or
which one to break off.
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Anger is a short madness.
Don’t allow it to ruin
long standing relations.
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Speak less to people whom u love most…..
Because if they cant understand ur silence…..
They can never understand your words….
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Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
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In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
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Life doesn’t provide Warranties & Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it!
Good Day!
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When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,
when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion
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Don’t define ur failure by looking at somebody’s Success.
Also don’t define ur Success by looking at somebody’s failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to break!
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The trouble with a rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a rat.
So always run with lions.
no matter even if u r defeated,
U are still a lion.
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Life gives answer in 3 ways…
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!
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Best inspiring message of the year?
If u r born poor, its not your mistake
BUT
if u die poor, its your mistake
- BILL GATES
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CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that’s Confidence

TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,he laughs
because he knows you will catch him;
that’s Trust

HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that’s Hope

HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST & HOPE
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A mind, like a home,
is furnished by its owner,
so if ones life is cold and bare
he can blame none but himself.
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A helping word to one in trouble
is like a switch in a railroad track …
an inch between wreck and
smooth, rolling prosperity.
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A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.
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6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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A leader is one who
knows the way,
goes the way
and
shows the way.
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You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.
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Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.
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No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.
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Winning horse doesn’t knows why it runs in the race,
It runs because of the beat and pains…
Life is a race,god is your rider,
So if u r in pain then think,
Gods want you to win…
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If a drop of water falls in
lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus
it shine like a pearl.
so choose the best place
where you would shine..
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Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
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A FaCT :
When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.
But
When you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are…
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A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
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Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

FUN Zone

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!


One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said..

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....


Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must..

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....


Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....


If ur world is spining Round & Round.

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...


Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!


what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.


First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering


Last night I lay in my bed

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!


If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food


I'm a killer, i kill people for money

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!


Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom


Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster


At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

I want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again


An independant study has proven

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!


I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss


Girls are like phones.

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

Love Zone

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful


Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me

When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky,

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

FUNNY SMS

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila


TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!


Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon


Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.


Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.


Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya



Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai


Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya


Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi


Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...


Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi


Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye


Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....


Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain


Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi


You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA


Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya


Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!


Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!


jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye


Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)


Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai


Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey


kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.


Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain


Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....


Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...


Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...


Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain


Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai


Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?


Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai


jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....


Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!


Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Miss you SMS

Yado se judkr yad aate ho ap,
Yad aakr yad ban jate ho ap

Yaado hi yaado me hr jagah nazar aate ho ap,
Kyu yado ko b yadgar ban jate ho aap
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Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me
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Jeene k lye dard ka samaan bohat hai,
kuch roz se apna dil pareshan bohat hai,

milte hain shabo-roz sabhi log hum se,
aik tjh se mulakat ka arman bohat hai.
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On a Silent night wen friends are few
I close my eyes and think of U
A Silent night,
A Silent tear,
A Silent wish that U were Here.
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I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.

Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
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What makes some people Dearer?

Is not just the happiness
that you feel when you meet them,

But the pain you feel,
when you . . . . . Miss them !
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Exam Terror

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
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Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)


Exam Pas Aye
Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen
Ruk Ruk ke Chalta Hai
Kya Karu Haye...Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
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EXAM ANTHEM


Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,
Hoho… likhte he bakwas,
fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,
hum honge All Pass
Ek Din.